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Yesterday News is a wild newspaper written by anyone who wants to write for it. If you want to write for Yesterday News, contact yestodaynewz@gmail.com. This issue is a little bit old. Read More

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This is number 1 of Adventures Of Knet And Fried Read More

Poem / Romance

January 14, 2019

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Wrote this poem while having a bad day, I absolutely love it and it made me feel so much better. Read More
Politically incorrect humor about our Indian Reservations. All true. Read More

Tags: true, funny

This is a retort to a real article written by a Washington post writer. I wrote back in a satirical short story to bring him into the real world of the Indian reservations, of which I know a lot about. It is funny. Read More
Dedicated and written for Ben Blask, freshman year of highschool, you freaking kook. Read More
My Big Red Umbrella and the Lady in Red Read More

Tags: funny, hilarious

Humor from the grave, CAUTION, if you cant handle humor this is not for you. Read More

Tags: humor, poem, funny, poety

Byron never thought much about how weird it was for everyone to be afraid of his mom. In fact, he never really noticed it until he meets one of his mother's friends and their children. What's this AWG? What do you mean his mother was part of an all… Read More
This book is a fan-fiction to another novel called " Tuck Everlasting" by Natalie Babbit. Except in this book things will change what if Winnie was an old woman that became bestfriends with Jesse Tuck rather than falling in love... Read More
Human body is a gift of God with its imperfections.This story depicts the human body and embarrassing situations it can land oneself in. We have to accept the way we are made and the gifts that God has showered on us and make the best out of it in life… Read More

Poem / Humor

December 21, 2018

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Comments: 1

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Mary had a little watch Read More

Tags: funny, just, little, a

Book / Humor

December 15, 2018

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Comments: 9

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Billybob Joe is a reporter for Yesterday News, who has the best articles by far. In my opinion, that is. For more information, you can no longer visit the website, at yestodaynewz.tk. Read More

Poem / Poetry

December 15, 2018

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Comments: 1

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Just a little fun poem I wrote after watching a coca cola commercial one day. Hope you enjoy! Read More

Script / Humor

December 13, 2018

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Tags: funny, zoo

When young Billy finds himself floating above his bed one evening, he knows that something has gone very wrong! Follow his story as he finds out who or what has stolen his soul.... Read More

Book / Humor

December 07, 2018

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Comments: 5

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Hi! I hope you enjoy! This is an original, I made it! Read More

Tags: school, drama, funny

Poem / Humor

November 26, 2018

Real person Read More

Tags: poetry, comedy, funny

Miscellaneous / Riddles

November 17, 2018

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Tags: funny

how would you feel if you were sent an email asking you if you were dead, and the sender was none other than your mother. Read More

Book / Fantasy

November 07, 2018

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Comments: 6

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As the darkness continues to grow inside the world, a red and furry creature emerges from a slumber it was never meant to wake from. This furry friend goes on an adventure of a lifetime to break the dead doubt and bring hope back; join it as its world becomes… Read More
A work in progress. Read More

Tags: fantasy, humor, funny

A sacked CIA accounts analyst wants to make it big - as a writer. There may be worse things - working for the CIA was one of them. But the road to any literary fame is marred by his hellish artistic lifestyle and his main companion - cocaine. And the… Read More
What will happen if you become a Con Fuck? Read More

Tags: sleep, funny, wow, patterns

Please do not just judge me, like in the title, this was a dare from a friend. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN, AND IS VERY OFFENSIVE, I'M WARNING YOU! Read More
this is my first story and im just learning how to write Read More

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