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This is a diary about a cold-blooded young Japanese man name Kazuya Minamoto who married a woman that his father suggested, even though he didn't know about her at all. "This diary is about my new life with my nine-tailed fox-wife, joy, jealousy, sad, tragic, romance and supernatural powers came… Read More
Antonio choice of career so far isn't the greatest but it pays the bills. As a contract assassin whose been on his own since his mother's suicide Antonio is the best at what he dose. So when a contract comes his way from a mysterious woman who works for some… Read More

Book / Romance

January 14, 2019

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What happens when you suddenly come across pain,losing your faith in everything?Can that change?Will you give yourself another chance to believe? Read More

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School parody of "The Ants Go Marching" and "When Johnny Comes Marching Home". Read More

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This was supposed to be a 1000 word paid flash fiction story for a website. Then I learned the odds of them paying me were ridiculously low, as would be the pay if they gave me anything, so I figured I was better off sharing it here. Enjoy! Read More
Hi there! My name is Hanabi! I live in Japan. As you all know, love confessions are pretty normal here... People say that it sounds romantic and exciting when you confess your feelings to a guy that you like, but.. Not for girls like me... Why?? Because I'm FAT. Yes...… Read More
Follow Ken and Rhymu Whiulyst as they partake in forbidden love and escape to Chikla, home of The Intergalactic Protection Force where Ken gets a job as part of Unit 4. Read More

Book / Romance

January 02, 2019

Reads: 51

Shelves: 1

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An Asexual falls in love with a Succubus... what will happen? Read More

Book / Romance

January 02, 2019

Reads: 36

Shelves: 1

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The comedic space adventures of Donald Price, an ordinary New Yorker whose life changes forever when he travels to Mars. Read More
Welcome to the new Weary Traveler inn, ready to show its guests a time they won't forget. Read More
The Donahues is not back! Not permanently anyway. We check up on how our characters are doing almost ten months after the show ended. Happy New Years everyone! Read More

Script / Humor

December 29, 2018

Reads: 49

Comments: 1

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A short play about an elderly man who has a chance meeting with his teenage sweetheart and realises she is rather formidable. Read More
forced to attend Mimi's school for monsters, Kori, a human meets all kinds of strange and unusual creatures all while dealing with Mimi’s obvious crush on him. Read More

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Too many stories tell the tales of grand heroes and their amazing conquests. This is a story about ordinary people leading their ordinary lives. Hijinks, toilet breaks and failed cooking abominations all included. Read More
Tinman, the crook who cooks, along with his brother, Peach, and young protege, Tek, discover the perfect heist. A cash-rich industry just waiting to be harvested. After the caper, however, the gang gets the munchies. Tek takes the low road, opting for instant gratification, while Tinman remains steadfast, refusing to… Read More

Tags: crime, comedy, cooking

Tinman, the cook who crooks, is duped into going to a restaurant by his wily brother, Peach. It's a tricky proposition. As a diehard scratch-cooker, Tinman is the dinner date from hell. But Peach has an ulterior motive which he thinks will more than make up for the risks. Now,… Read More
Tinman, the crook who cooks, and twin brother, Peach, are hungry for a new heist. They get an inside tip about a possible caper in a warehouse and decide to move forward. Now they have to wonder, did they bring along enough food for everyone? Read More
Tinman, the crook who cooks, is on another heist with his wisecracking brother, Peach. Their target—collectible wines. The problem? Well, it's all a matter of semantics. Read More

Tags: crime, comedy, cooking

Tinman, the crook who cooks, is forced to attend burglary school and ends up in the corner with a dunce's cap on. Can his culinary skills win over his disgruntled teacher and get him a passing grade? Read on to find out! Read More

Tags: crime, comedy, cooking

Rob tries to find his path forward after Lilly and him agree to give each other space, Whitney and Hannah's relationship breaks down, Luther and Evelyn try to find out who killed Ashton Delay and McKenzie and Kevin try a risky new tactic to cure her clinical depression Read More

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Shelves: 3

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Viewers discretion is advised. Honestly, this book is sick and it's not for everyone, so if you're faint of heart or have trouble with dark humor, do not read this. Otherwise, enjoy. The start is not super well made, but feel free to give me pointers anyhow, i'd appreciate any… Read More

Short Story / Other

December 20, 2018

Reads: 107

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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Cholecystitis. I mean that’s a funny word right there. You and I both know that any story that starts with a medical term is gonna end up in stitches. Badoom-tish. Read More
as part of ms. nash's creative writing class, we we're required to publish a narrative. for my piece, i've decided to publish a narrative that imitates dinty moore's "son of mr greens jeans." Read More
Awakened in a dungeon by a voice calling him "Harbinger", Hyx had no recollection of his memories prior to this peculiar situation. There are only two things he remembers, his name and he comes from earth. Facing the countless aberrations of the dungeon, he came to realize he is not… Read More

Short Story / Flash Fiction

December 17, 2018

Reads: 47

Comments: 2

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At the beach Read More

Tags: comedy

I made the unfortunate error of dabbing on my haters and for that I paid a great price. I hope that others can learn from my mistakes and think before they dab. Read More
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